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I’d had the weirdest crush on my homeroom teacher for the…















I’d had the weirdest crush on my homeroom teacher for the longest time. So when he invited me into his office after hours, I figured this was my chance. The whole time was like a dream that I couldn’t believe was happening - and when he put his clothes back on and said “Hope to see you again at this time next week,” I almost came again!

Professionalism can only go so far. I’d tried to be a real…



Professionalism can only go so far. I’d tried to be a real tutor to her, and answer all her questions about reproductive biology, but it was clear what she really wanted - her questions were always more about me than the schoolwork. Finally when she invited her friend over to join in a study session, the two of them combined were too much for me. I caved, and gave them what they wanted!

It was the last timeslot of the day, and there had been so much…





It was the last timeslot of the day, and there had been so much backup that I had to interview four applicants at once. Of course, I first had to tell them that this was highly abnormal, and sadly there was only one position available. I don’t know what I expected, probably some outrage and fighting between the applicants - but definitely not this! I guess they all just really wanted the job!

“Jenn, I know we’ve been doing a lot of work with you and…



"Jenn, I know we’ve been doing a lot of work with you and your husband, but I’d like to talk to you alone for a bit about your sex life."

"Oh…um…our sex life?"

"Yes, your sex life. You’ve mentioned that it’s unsatisfactory, and I know that it can be somewhat personal, but as your marriage counselor, I need to hear about it. Why don’t you start by describing your last sexual encounter with your husband to me?"

"Oh, okay. Well, it was, uh, a really, really long time ago, so I don’t really remember…”

"That’s alright. Try to describe it as best you can. Or, if it’s easier, we can act it out."

"…act it out?"

"You be your husband, I’ll be you. Just do what your husband does to you during sex, but to me."

"Oh…well first, he starts like this, kinda…"

"What then?"